Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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