I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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