I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I have already put on my inside pants.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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