I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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