My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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