i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I smell like Dick and happiness
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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