Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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