This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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