It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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