Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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