What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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