So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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