How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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