Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
