Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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