So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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