What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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