You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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