South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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