so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Go christen that room with your naked body.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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