I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Randomize
