So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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