Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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