and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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