So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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