do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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