Dual....:-)
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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