i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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