He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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