he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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