What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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