Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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