areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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