Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You made out with two different species that night
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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