i already hear my dad disowning me
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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