marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You left your underwear on the fireplace
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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