my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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