it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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