Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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