i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
