I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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