But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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