I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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