So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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