When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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