He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think i have two assholes
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Holy shit dude........stairs
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