so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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