they need to just BURY HIM!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
50% drunk capacity currently
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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