Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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