whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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