You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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