i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
