He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Duck Duck Cougar?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Randomize
