he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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