She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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