just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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