super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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