never play flip cup with pint glasses
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Randomize